{"product_id":"marry-rich-or-die-trying-blanket-funny-woven-throw-luxury-dark-humor-decor-gift","title":"Marry Rich or Die Trying Blanket Funny Woven Throw, Luxury Dark Humor Decor Gift","description":"A woven cotton throw with vintage editorial flair that reads like a chic magazine cover. The design pairs strong, serif typography with a subtle silhouette—smoking and sipping—set against a soft, neutral ground and framed by colorful fringed edges. The textured woven threads give the artwork tactile depth: solid color blocks stay crisp in the Artwork variant while photographic details shine in the Photo variant. It arrives in three sizes so you can use it as a lap blanket, sofa throw, or statement layer at the foot of a bed. This blanket brings a quiet, luxurious mood to slow evenings, reading nooks, and intimate gatherings—an object that feels lived-in and distinctly styled rather than mass-produced.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% cotton woven fabric for durable, smooth texture\n- Two print variants: Artwork for bold color blocks, Photo for photorealistic detail\n- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for tactile character\n- Available in three sizes to suit lap, sofa, or bed use\n- Mockups may differ from final woven appearance—choose variant by design type\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":49588321910922,"sku":"31450599087309577009","price":58.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":49588321943690,"sku":"21883469070690166796","price":58.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/8027\/8666\/files\/5552143080831310372_2048.jpg?v=1782285524","url":"https:\/\/vivafly.store\/products\/marry-rich-or-die-trying-blanket-funny-woven-throw-luxury-dark-humor-decor-gift","provider":"vivafy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}