{"product_id":"morally-flexible-woven-blanket-funny-typography-throw","title":"Morally Flexible Woven Blanket | Funny Typography Throw","description":"A woven cotton blanket with a vintage typographic design that reads “MORALLY FLEXIBLE.” The warm, neutral palette and colorful fringed edges give it a lived-in, conversational charm — the sort of throw you drape over an armchair or lap during late-night talks and quiet mornings. The woven threads add texture and depth so the bold lettering sits with subtle shadowing and tactile presence. Choose the Artwork variant for crisp, high-contrast type and clean color blocks, or the Photo variant to preserve softer gradients and nuanced tonality. Available in three sizes, it works as a cozy accent, an extra layer on cool evenings, or a cheeky statement piece in a study or lounge. Note that mockups may not capture every detail of the finished weave.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% cotton woven fabric for strength and a smooth print surface\n- Two print variants: Artwork for bold color blocks, Photo for photorealistic detail\n- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for textured, vintage feel\n- Available in three sizes to suit throws, lap blankets, or larger throws\n- Mockups may differ slightly from final woven appearance\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n\nEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\nProduct information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\nCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":49588322402442,"sku":"25589619010400305930","price":58.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":49588322435210,"sku":"26324941780050819938","price":58.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/8027\/8666\/files\/10225848229974749953_2048.jpg?v=1782285576","url":"https:\/\/vivafly.store\/products\/morally-flexible-woven-blanket-funny-typography-throw","provider":"vivafy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}