Chronically Unbothered woven blanket | silhouette typography throw
Artwork / 52'' × 37''
$58.43
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$58.43
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This woven blanket is a cozy statement piece that blends vintage charm with dry humor. The woven design reads “Chronically Unbothered — Pretending Beautifully,” set against a soft neutral background and framed by colorful fringed edges. The silhouette of a poised figure adds a retro, salon‑chic touch. Lightweight yet substantial, the textured woven threads give the artwork depth and a tactile, handcrafted feel. Choose the Artwork variant for bold, crisp lettering and clean color blocks, or the Photo variant when you want richer gradients and photographic detail. Available in three sizes, it layers easily across a couch, drapes over a chair, or folds into a car for on-the-go comfort. Mockups may differ slightly from the final woven texture, but the result is a durable, cozy throw that brings personality and quiet wit to everyday spaces.
Product features
- 100% cotton woven construction for strength, smoothness, and lasting warmth
- Two print variants: Artwork for bold blocks and sharp edges; Photo for subtle gradations
- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for a handcrafted look
- Available in three sizes to suit couches, beds, or travel use
- Mockup note: final woven texture and color depth may vary slightly from images
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
Chronically Unbothered woven blanket | silhouette typography throw
$58.43
Sale price
$58.43
Regular price