Marry Rich or Die Trying Blanket Funny Woven Throw, Luxury Dark Humor Decor Gift
Artwork / 52'' × 37''
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A woven cotton throw with vintage editorial flair that reads like a chic magazine cover. The design pairs strong, serif typography with a subtle silhouette—smoking and sipping—set against a soft, neutral ground and framed by colorful fringed edges. The textured woven threads give the artwork tactile depth: solid color blocks stay crisp in the Artwork variant while photographic details shine in the Photo variant. It arrives in three sizes so you can use it as a lap blanket, sofa throw, or statement layer at the foot of a bed. This blanket brings a quiet, luxurious mood to slow evenings, reading nooks, and intimate gatherings—an object that feels lived-in and distinctly styled rather than mass-produced.
Product features
- 100% cotton woven fabric for durable, smooth texture
- Two print variants: Artwork for bold color blocks, Photo for photorealistic detail
- Colorful fringed edges and visible woven threads for tactile character
- Available in three sizes to suit lap, sofa, or bed use
- Mockups may differ from final woven appearance—choose variant by design type
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
Marry Rich or Die Trying Blanket Funny Woven Throw, Luxury Dark Humor Decor Gift
$58.43
Sale price
$58.43
Regular price